New F150. Cool tricks. Really ugly. And *Military Grade?

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01/13/2014 at 00:11 • Filed to: truck no, truck yeah, ford, 2015 f150

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700lbs in weight savings it cool. That hideous front grill is not cool. Dammit, I was looking forward to this.

http://media.ford.com/content/fordme…

This just in: All the aluminum flower vases I make are *military grade

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This is as bad as GM saying their trucks use transmissions out of Abrams tanks.


DISCUSSION (37)


Kinja'd!!! Dusty Ventures > Josh Welton
01/13/2014 at 00:13

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Oh god. It's got the Silverado's double stacked headlights. Why, Ford, why?!


Kinja'd!!! PatBateman > Josh Welton
01/13/2014 at 00:16

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It looks kind of like a Tundra, to be honest. I won't say it's hideous, but... Tundra.


Kinja'd!!! M54B30 > Josh Welton
01/13/2014 at 00:19

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I'd be surprised if that was the grille. Ford normally doesn't take big risks with the F150, design-wise. It generally never got the "corporate face" such as the Razor look on Fusion and 500...

also the attached pic was a rumored 2009 redesign. It seems like this grille idea isn't the newest idea

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Kinja'd!!! James Blankenship > Josh Welton
01/13/2014 at 00:25

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Gross. It looks like a mesh between a 2010 Fusion and a 2014 Chevy truck.


Kinja'd!!! Josh Welton > M54B30
01/13/2014 at 00:25

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It's an official Ford photo, it's the grill.

But I misspoke, by "grill" I meant the entire front end. Not a fan. Trying to look at other pics to get a better feel for the truck, hopefully it grows on me.


Kinja'd!!! James Blankenship > M54B30
01/13/2014 at 00:26

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What the? KILL IT WITH FIRE!


Kinja'd!!! James Blankenship > Dusty Ventures
01/13/2014 at 00:27

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"Oh noes! GM went ugly on their redesign. That means that ugly is trendy right now, and we'll lose market share if we don't make our headlights ugly too."


Kinja'd!!! IDROVEAPICKUPTRUCK > Josh Welton
01/13/2014 at 00:29

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Those headlights are terrible. This makes me sad because I know I'm still going to see shittons of them around. I don't want to look at those.


Kinja'd!!! shpuker > Josh Welton
01/13/2014 at 00:33

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Ford is continuously making it's trucks uglier and uglier with every generations and more and more overly complicated, while Chevy and Ram are making theirs more and more attractive, and not quite as overly complicated.

As a Dodge guy though... This makes me very happy. It's beyond time Ford lost it's crown, not that it'll happen for a while, but it's looking closer than ever. The whole Dodge having a 1/2 ton diesel and Ford trying to find a way to get people to buy turbo 6 (and soon to be 4 apparently) 1/2 tons makes me laugh. Yes rather than give everyone what they've been asking for for the past 15 years, we're going to give you something you never wanted, and in cases distinctly asked us not to do...


Kinja'd!!! miguel sanchez > Josh Welton
01/13/2014 at 00:37

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i dont like it what is ford thinking


Kinja'd!!! M54B30 > James Blankenship
01/13/2014 at 00:37

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I like the intakes on the bottom but the rest is meh


Kinja'd!!! M54B30 > Josh Welton
01/13/2014 at 00:38

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Hmm, I kind of like it. But I thought the current F150 was very game and boring. I also like the new Suburban, and it appears their headlight supplier is the same design company...


Kinja'd!!! Dusty Ventures > shpuker
01/13/2014 at 00:39

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I'm with you on the Ram, best looking line of trucks currently available by far. But the new Chevy? Hideous. It looks like someone used the clonestamp tool to design the front end (grille and headlights.

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Kinja'd!!! Sky Captain Obvious > Josh Welton
01/13/2014 at 00:43

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Putting on my nomex suit before I say this, but......I like it.


Kinja'd!!! 80CobraKid > Sky Captain Obvious
01/13/2014 at 00:47

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I like it too, but the front is a tad too tall. Excited to see what the new Raptor will look like.


Kinja'd!!! Ian Duer (320b) > Josh Welton
01/13/2014 at 01:02

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I didn't realize trucks were supposed to be pretty. I thought they were just supposed to haul stuff and off-road. I learned something today.


Kinja'd!!! Josh Welton > Ian Duer (320b)
01/13/2014 at 01:09

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The more you know.


Kinja'd!!! m2m, apex detective > Josh Welton
01/13/2014 at 01:10

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It doesn't even look bad enough to really offend me.

It'll do great. The Chevy that Dusty Ventures mentioned; that is ugly.


Kinja'd!!! Josh Welton > m2m, apex detective
01/13/2014 at 01:10

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The Chevy isn't ugly. It isn't anything. It just is.


Kinja'd!!! 6shelBfan6 > IDROVEAPICKUPTRUCK
01/13/2014 at 01:12

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I like them. They are a departure from the norm, but I do think they would look better with some black in there like the current FX4.


Kinja'd!!! m2m, apex detective > Josh Welton
01/13/2014 at 01:13

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Touché ... though it's probably fair to say that all that chrome could have been blinding me.


Kinja'd!!! Redd, the RX-7 that could > Josh Welton
01/13/2014 at 01:16

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I have never been more repelled by a new car reveal. This is atrocious.


Kinja'd!!! Victorious Secret > Josh Welton
01/13/2014 at 01:23

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So...business as usual with a new F150?

People either love it or hate it. I'm indifferent, I won't buy one but I will drool after the forthcoming Raptor like a child.


Kinja'd!!! Josh Welton > Victorious Secret
01/13/2014 at 01:24

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Once again SVT will have to be counted on to make the f150 truckporn.


Kinja'd!!! Victorious Secret > Josh Welton
01/13/2014 at 01:29

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A lighter Raptor?

Didn't Dr. Malcolm warn us about this whole "life finds a way" thing? Do we really want lighter Raptors to be able to hunt us down?


Kinja'd!!! GhostZ > Josh Welton
01/13/2014 at 02:35

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It has to look better in person, since pictures tend to 'flatten' those wrap-around headlights out.


Kinja'd!!! GhostZ > IDROVEAPICKUPTRUCK
01/13/2014 at 02:37

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Wait until you see them in person. My guess is they don't look like flat blobs, but rather a cool wraparound 3D shape in person, pictures don't flatter that.


Kinja'd!!! GhostZ > Dusty Ventures
01/13/2014 at 02:43

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If 2014 Trucks had faces....

Ram:

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Kinja'd!!! Dusty Ventures > GhostZ
01/13/2014 at 02:46

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Kinja went grand theft auto on your Ford

EDIT: Oop. They brought it back. Probably because of its face


Kinja'd!!! GhostZ > Dusty Ventures
01/13/2014 at 02:47

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Fix'd.

Seriously though, Ram's grill has the perfect shape for the I Am Disappoint guy. And looking at his competition, I would be too!


Kinja'd!!! shpuker > Dusty Ventures
01/13/2014 at 08:14

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Despite the wall of chrome and those goofy headlights, I kinda like it. Call me crazy.


Kinja'd!!! overdrv > Josh Welton
01/13/2014 at 09:29

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I like the look of the new Ford. 700 LB lighter with a 3.5 L Eco boost. Should be fast


Kinja'd!!! Josh Welton > GhostZ
01/13/2014 at 12:23

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I hope so.


Kinja'd!!! Josh Welton > 80CobraKid
01/13/2014 at 12:24

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SVT SVT SVT


Kinja'd!!! Dusty Ventures > shpuker
01/13/2014 at 12:47

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We already know you're crazy ;)


Kinja'd!!! Matt Urban > Josh Welton
01/14/2014 at 19:20

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I guess this is a popular shape??? I'll just keep holding on to my truck. These new ones keep getting worse.

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Kinja'd!!! Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs > M54B30
07/09/2014 at 16:01

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Ford is the ONLY one of the big three that takes risks design wise, over the past 2 decades they've gone from OBS -> Jelly Bean -> Current -> 2015.